Pay once. Burn forever.

Your room. No mercy.

Get one savage, custom AI roast of your room—built for the screenshot, not your self-esteem.

Private by default. You decide what gets shared.

AI roastONE-OF-ONE

AI Roast

That lamp is doing crimes.

Savage score

94%

Verdict: no mercy served.

The deal

One room.
One burn.

RoomBurn single roast

Pay per roast

A custom verdict, a savage score, and a share card designed to escape the group chat.

  • No subscription
  • Private by default
  • Built to screenshot

Try the evidence locker

Upload it.We'll light it up.

Pick a room photo to preview the RoomBurn ritual. This is a product demo—your image stays in this browser and is never sent anywhere.

Your space, your call. Real roasts are private by default. You choose whether the final card gets shared.

One photo, one original burn. Every paid roast is written for the room you submit.

RoomBurn studioDemo mode

Drop your room in here.

JPG, PNG, or HEIC. Keep it to the room—no paperwork, no account for this demo.

Demo uploads stay on your device.

Ready for the real, custom roast?

One photo. One savage verdict. Yours to screenshot.

The process

Three steps to a beautiful disaster.

01

Upload the evidence

Choose one room photo. The better the lighting, the more precise the collateral damage.

02

Unlock the roast

Purchase one custom roast—no subscription, no recurring charge, no decorating advice to ignore.

03

Post the verdict

Save a screenshot-worthy card, send it to the group chat, and tag the next room that needs help.

Built to be posted

The roast is the invitation.

Every real verdict ends in a clean, screenshot-ready card—so the next person can see exactly what they're signing up for.

Try your room